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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Everton’s Top 50 Greatest Players – Good or Gash? And why is Gravesen in there?!?
The Times have followed on with the third in their series of “Greatest Players” lists with a Toffee related one, and it...
Everton FC
Middlesbrough, Sunderland and Blackburn sniff around James Beattie – but why?
A number of Premier League clubs are taking a look at Sheffield United’s James Beattie with a view to bagging the former...
Middlesbrough FC Fulham FC
COS Big Up – October 06, 2008
The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys ! Studs Up today riffs on...
Tottenham FC
Is Manchester United striker finally proving value for money?
Dimitar Berbatov, the Manchester United forward, was at the centre of everything for his team yesterday, turning in a performance that the...
Tottenham FC Manchester United FC
Slacker Sunday – Everton vs Newcastle; which of these unerachievers will prevail?…
Yep, it’s Slacker Sunday, Everton vs Newcastle, Dumb vs Dumber, as two of the Premier League’s biggest disappointments come head to head....
Everton FC Newcastle United FC
Arsenal & England wunderkid Theo Walcott back in the U-21’s? Eh?!?
Theo Walcott, England and Arsenal’s nippy little slice of brilliance, could be slumming it in the U-21’s if evil man Stuart Pearce...
Arsenal FC
Arsenal boss left feeling QUEASY after rancid Hull defeat. How WILL they cope with Porto?..
Arsenal gaffer Arsène Wenger went absolutely postal this weekend when his well-trained young charges went off the rails and got beaten 2-1...
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Why HASN’T Moyes signed his contract with Everton?
This season has been a poor one for Everton, and their abject state was compounded on Saturday with a dire 2-0 loss...
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West Ham spiral out of control – now Sheffield United PLAYERS plan to sue!
Poor Gianfranco Zola. The likeable Italian trots into his first management job at West Ham, and as soon as he’s slid into...
West Ham FC Sheffield United FC
Everton dumped out of the cup, hardly good preparation for the Liverpool game!
Another game ,another defensive shambles for Everton who got dumped out of the Carling Cup by Blackburn last night. So woeful were...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
Guess where Robinho was while Manchester City were losing to Brighton?
The Daily Mail today reports that Robinho was swanning off to Brazil whilst his new Man City teammates were getting shamed by...
Manchester City
Is Fellaini going to be a record flop for Everton?
This summer was only a few hours away from being a total disaster for Everton. For months David Moyes had been linked...
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