American comedian, writer and actress Amy Schumer has revealed her desire to do ‘anal’ with Bradley Cooper, the new boyfriend of Irina Shayk, Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex-WAG.
Schumer has been making headlines recently after staring in a series of new portraits by Annie Leibovitz which present pop culture icons such as Yoko Ono, Patti Smith, Serena Williams and Schumer in a series of provocative and alluring poses.
Beautiful, gross, strong, thin, fat, pretty, ugly, sexy, disgusting, flawless, woman. Thank you @annieleibovitz pic.twitter.com/kc0rIDvHVi
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) November 30, 2015
The Pirelli portraits demonstrate the famous ladies at their most powerful and seductive, and Schumer—the star of the sketch comedy series ‘Inside Amy Schumer’—has also revealed her sexual fantasies and celebrity crushes.
Unfortunately for stunning model Irinia Shayk, the ex-partner of Cristiano Ronaldo, Schumer has her sights set on Bradley Cooper, Shaky’s current boyfriend.
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Not just that, but Amy Schumer has also revealed what she wants from any liaison with Cooper. ‘Anal’ was her simple request when asked, as reported by PerezHilton.com.
However, Cooper isn’t the only celeb that Amy Schumer has her eyes on, with both Tom Brady and…erm…Barack Obama (yes, the president of the United States) on the comedian’s radar.
We dread to think which of the ‘stars’ of the latest Pirelli calendar will be the next to come out with their sexual fantasies. I, for one, am particularly concerned about what Yoko Ono’s been dreaming about all of these years…