7) Victor Moses (Chelsea to Tottenham)
Although this seems a very Tottenham-like move, surely Spurs can aim higher than this Chelsea flop, who was decent at best for Stoke City last season?
6) Ezequiel Garay (Zenit Saint Petersburg to Arsenal)
With rumours of a £13m bid, this doesn’t seem the most ridiculous story, though it’s worth noting that Ezequiel Garay is almost constantly being linked with Premier League clubs, with the moves never coming to fruition.