Finidi George’s weeing dog
The midfielder celebrated scoring for Nigeria against Greece during the 1994 World Cup, by getting all on fours like a dog and pretending to urinate on the pitch.
Craig Bellamy’s golf club
The Welsh striker had allegedly been involved in an altercation with teammate John Arne Riise, which apparently ended with Bellamy hitting the Norwegian with a golf club. During their next game against Barcelona, Bellamy scored and proceeded to swing an imaginary club.