Ever wanted to sleep with David Beckham? Of course you have – the former Manchester United and Real Madrid midfielder is truly a beautiful human being!
Well, for just £52.10 you could experience the next best thing…
That’s right, you could own your very own ‘David Bickham’ sex doll.
We promise this is a real item – it is currently available on Taobao, which is China’s answer to eBay.
Hurry up, they won’t last forever!
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