The Swedish legend always with something to say.
Ahead of Paris Saint-Germain’s last 16 Champions League showdown with Premier League leaders Chelsea, all eyes are on legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
We take a look at some of the most ridiculously funny quotes from the man himself – that only Zlatan could get away with…
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In response to Arsene Wenger wanting him to a trial:
“Zlatan doesn’t do auditions”
Perfection!
“I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am”
On his World Cup absence:
“One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch”
On what to get his wife for her birthday…
“Nothing. She already has Zlatan”
There’s only one car comparable to Zlatan!
“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari”
Do not question Ibrahimovic’s sexuality…
“Come over to my house baby, and bring your sister. I’ll show you who’s gay”
The striker can play anywhere:
“I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere”
Rumours he had purchased a Porsche…
“Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster”
John Carew vs Zlatan Ibrahimovic
“What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange”
The struggles of being on a footballer’s wage
“We’re looking for an apartment. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel”
