A team which could break the hearts of any which come up against it…
Seeing as today is the 14th February, the one day a year couples show their appreciation to one another, it only seems right that we put together a footballing XI which would blow away any romantic.
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Joe Hart
The England and Manchester City goalkeeper was voted into the Premier League’s ‘hottest XI’ this week, so fill your boots with this dreamboat.
Ian Harte
Veteran free-kick specialist who enjoyed the best years of his career at Leeds United. The 37-year-old Irishman is now at Bournemouth and still loves a free-kick.
Christian Karembeu
Former Real Madrid defender and France international, a character both off and on the pitch.
Christian Fuchs
Austrian defender who plays for Schalke with a semi-awkward name if you’re a commentator, takes a great free kick.
Danny Rose
Had a torrid time in midweek away at Liverpool, the 24-year-old will be glad of a weekend off to spend with his significant other.
Nuno Valent(in)e
Once of Everton, the Portuguese international could slot in at midfield. Played in the Portugal national side at both the 2002 and 2006 World Cups along with being a runner-up in Euro 2004.
Charles N'(Sn)ogbia
After signing from Newcastle United, N’Zogbia has been in and out of the Aston Villa side and has struggled to produce consistent form. In a precarious position at a club on the verge of relegation.
Matt Le (K)issier
An absolute legend of Southampton Football Club, many fans would give anything for the opportunity of a kiss on today of all days. A wizard with the ball.
Brian McBride
Formerly of Fulham, the American made a positive impression in west London. Left Craven Cottage with 140 league appearances to his name and 33 league goals.
Roman(ce) Pavlyuchenko
An ultimate flop in the Premier League who came to Tottenham with so much promise, following a prolific spell at Spartak Moscow. Despite staying for four years, Pavlyuchenko never hit the same heights in England.
Vagner Love
A character of the game, you’ve only got to look at his blue dreadlocks to realise that. 79 league goals in 158 league games for CSKA Moscow in his first spell earned him a brilliant goal-getting reputation.