26) He paid an anonymous woman to have his baby and no one really knows what happened there.
27) He once scored a really good goal and pointed to his leg muscles in celebration.
28) He did that weird shout when he won the Ballon d’Or.
29) But he was also moved to tears when he won it the previous year, so you decide what’s worse.
30) He’s now 30 and, for better or worse, he is ageing just like all of us and can’t play forever. That’s just a fact.