21) He still hates Nani for being offside and heading in his goal that was going in.
22) He has won the Ballon d’Or three times and will not rest until he has more than Messi.
23) He didn’t celebrate when he scored against Manchester United, which we know was hard because he loves celebrating.
24) It was recently reported that he even celebrates his goals like mad in training sessions. No one’s surprised.
25) His son is named after himself. Again, no one’s surprised.