6) He cried when he missed his penalty for Manchester United in the 2008 Champions League final…even after they’d already won the shootout!
7) He took off his shirt and celebrated like mad when he scored against Atletico Madrid in last season’s final…from a penalty…when the game was already over.
8) He hates Lionel Messi and everyone knows it.
9) He once changed the way his hair was gelled at half time.
10) Despite being obsessed with his looks, he can header the ball like an ugly British centre-forward, or maybe better.