Papiss Cisse (Newcastle United)
He’s done it again – just when we thought that Mike Ashley was ready to don his Grim Reaper costume and bundle Alan Pardew out of St. James’ Park, Papiss Cisse came up with another brace for his manager after doing the same just two weeks ago against Hull City. Cisse took his two goals at Swansea City well, after the Magpies had twice fallen behind, and may well have kept his hapless boss in a job for another week at least.