Ten hilarious names of footballers that will have your inner 10-year-old boy rolling on the floor with childish laughter.
10. Stefan Kuntz
Former German international striker, who is now chairman of Kaiserslautern.
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Bayer Leverkusen midfielder, who was linked with a move to Arsenal earlier this summer.
8. Mario Turdo
A 35-year-old former Independiente and Celta Vigo striker, who is currently a free agent.
7. Rod Fanni
Marseille defender who could be on his way to Leicester City.
6. Brian Pinas
Dutch winger who was signed by Newcastle United in 1997, but never played for the Magpies.
5. Andre Muff
A retired forward who made two senior international appearances for Switzerland between 2000 and 2004.
4. Michael Gash
Deadly non-League goalscorer, currently at Kidderminster Harriers.
3. Ralf Minge
Sporting director of Dynamo Dresden.
2. Wayne Wanklyn
Former Reading and Aldershot midfielder.
Danger Fourpence
Zimbabwean defender who currently plays for Kiglon Bird FC.
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