This is amusing and a little awkward, like a mad uncle who makes you laugh but leaves you wishing he didn’t smell quite so much. Joe Kinnear is apparently in no way being offered the vacant post at St James’ Park, but don’t let that stop the former Toon Army boss from stating otherwise like a mad scientist!
Newcastle have confirmed that they have no plans to bring back Joe Kinnear to fill their managerial void. (Sky Sports)