The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys!
Studs Up takes a look at Aston Villa and Tottenham, two Premier League scamps sticking it to the Big Four by digging their heels in and refusing to let their star players leave without huge vats of cash in compensation. (Studs Up)
Monday’s headline in The Spoiler also sides with the little Davids trying to launch a projectile or two into the eyes of the complacent Big Four Goliaths by publishing six reasons why Man Utd won’t beat Portsmouth tonight. (The Spoiler)
The Offside, meanwhile, looks at little Daniel Sturridge – a whelp of just eighteen who already has a large library of videos showing off his scoring prowess. (The Offside)
And finally there is a shaft of light in the gloomy summer that Evertonians have been having. Blue Kipper reports that they have signed a right back – 1 signing down, 6 to go! (Blue Kipper)