The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys!
Studs Up has a look at fat cat owners and their irresponsible spending ways, pouring huge vats of cash on new signings, and then realising that they aren’t as rich as they think they are. But would we be any better? (Studs Up)
And if you are truly appalling with money, why not fritter it away on ‘David Beckham: The Musical’? Surely as glorious a waste of your hard earned dosh as Andy Johnson was to Mo Al Fayed. (The Spoiler)
The Offside bemoans the fact that this has been one of the most craptastic transfer summers ever, and they feel like a donkey chasing a carrot because of it. (The Offside)
John Terry is a diver. So says Who ate all the pies, who have a picture to prove that JT could easily become a diver of Olympic proportions. (Who ate all the pies)
And finally, going completely off piste, The Spoiler has brought us a very unsettling picture of two female Olympic wrestlers engaging in what looks to be a spot of bum poking. (The Spoiler)