The Sun today gives us proof that Cristiano Ronaldo and his slimy afterbirth hairdo are heading to Real Madrid.
Their “proof” is an eavesdropped conversation between Real President Ramon Calderon and new Wimbledon champion Rafa Nadal, who had a chin-wag after the young Spaniard beat Roger Federer:
Nadal met Calderon in the grounds of the All England Club on Sunday night and a Spanish-speaking onlooker heard him ask: “OK, President, where’s this Cristiano Ronaldo we’re supposed to be signing?”
The Real chief replied: “Relax, Rafa, everything’s under control and we’ve got him done and dusted.”
Real are now hoping Ronaldo will bring the saga to an end by publicly saying he intends to quit Old Trafford. (The Sun)
You have to give it to The Sun, when most papers rely on hard quotes, this rag instead goes for unsubstantiated tripe that couldn’t be dodgier if Mystic Meg gave her tuppence worth.