One of the funnier stories surrounding Euro 2016 has been Germany manager Joachim Lowe’s odd habit of sticking his fingers in his nose after touching himself in the armpit or the crotch.
Supposedly it has something to do with picking up the smell of adrenaline and absorb it through his nose, but even if that’s true it doesn’t make what he does any less gross.
Caught red-handed Joachim Lowe! (Or in this case ‘snot-handed’) And I think that Italian player saw it too #GERITA pic.twitter.com/Q0GgSXW8O2
— Jonathan T (@jtmlovessports) July 2, 2016
One can only guess what orifice(s) those fingers had touched before the camera picked up on it.
Let’s just hope that none of the players like to shake with their left hands.
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